Last night Dave Bronson decided to buy some cake from the local Tesco supermarket. He spent some time looking at the shelves and decided he would like an egg custard. After buying it, he told our reporter that he was thoroughly looking forward to savouring its delights. The last thing he expected was to be beaten up by local mixed martial arts experts. And luckily for Dave, this did not happen.
Bronson however did get some lovely cake down his T-shirt, spoiling his look, and meaning that he needed to get changed before going to the pub. All in all Bronson did not have a good day, and needed to exercise better control.
Dave Bronson may be no relation whatsoever to Charles Bronson of fightwear and mixed martial arts fame, and that comes as no surprise to everyone who knows him, they couldn’t be more different. I can’t see Charlie Bronson spilling egg custard down his fightwear T-shirts.